Fri 30th Jun 2023
All the way from Goonsake Valley in the Dry White Coolabah West: KAHLUA AND COKE WITH A GLASSÈ CHERRY TWIST…
It’s the SLOPPY SHEILAS starring Gaff E, Aaron Manhattan, Ruby Teys and THE Harry Morrissey Official!
When a conjoined Kyle and Danni were finally separated at the Bathurst 1000 as their V8 Holden Commodore slid on a hot cocky shit…
Skidding arsehole to breakfast, straight up the clacker of the big prawn. Cactus!
For one night only, get swept up in this SLUTTY BUSHRANGER OUTLANDISH TROPICAL SANDSTORM CABARET!
They put the SMACK in BUTT CRACK and the FLIP in TIT WHIP! You’ll be whip cracked from front to back and tit smacked from side to side by these classy sheilas. Don’t miss this great Straya ride!
Sponsored by the magpies football club tuckshop and the Dolphin Dive Plaza optometrist ‘Where four eyes are better than none!’
Doors @ 7.30pm
Showtime @ 8pm
This event is taking place in the basement of The Glory, which is unfortunately not wheelchair accessible.
THIS SHOW IS DOWNSTAIRS
Please note The Glory is a queer venue run by queer people, for queer people and their allies. We operate a zero-tolerance policy towards homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny and discrimination of any kind. Be respectful or you will be asked to leave. Strictly no office, hen or stag parties allowed.
The Glory is a very old building with pre-existing accessibility issues and while we’ve strived to make the space user friendly, there is no ‘easy’ wheelchair accessibility to all areas of the venue.
MAIN BAR ACCESSIBILITY:
The main bar is accessible, though the toilets are up a flight of 3 stairs with a handrail. Wheelchairs cannot access the toilets however. There is a local restaurant a few doors down who have an accessible toilet that they are happy for our customers to use.
To access shows in the basement there is a narrow flight of 12 stairs with a handrail.
The main bar has plenty of seats and tables. Ticketed shows are seated unless otherwise stated.