Thu 14th Dec 2023

Time: 8:00pm


Father Figures presents

‘The Christmas Story’ – A Tale of Three Kings!

It’s Chriiiiiistmmaaaaaaaaaaas!

Joy to the World, the Father Figures have decided to cheer up the bleak midwinter by hosting a festive show! These three not so wise men, everyone’s second favourite holy trinity, are back once again to tell ‘THE Christmas Story’ – if they can work out what that is.

It will not be a silent night, but it might be a holy night, filled with festive bangers from the past, present and future. Expect the first drag when the bell tolls 7.30 (or 8, it is drag time after all.)

Expect festive shenanigans, a nativity play from the 90s, obscure festive traditions, innuendos, singalongs and many ridiculous references to Christmas films.

We will be merry, bright and lit by the lights. You will be merry, bright, and lit by the bevs. Let’s have a party none of us will ever forget!

So Come All Ye Faithful, it’s going to be the event of the festive season!


Please note The Glory is a queer venue run by queer people, for queer people and their allies. We operate a zero-tolerance policy towards homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny and discrimination of any kind. Be respectful or you will be asked to leave. Strictly no office, hen or stag parties allowed.


The Glory is a very old building with pre-existing accessibility issues and while we’ve strived to make the space user friendly, there is no ‘easy’ wheelchair accessibility to all areas of the venue.


The main bar is accessible, though the toilets are up a flight of 3 stairs with a handrail. Wheelchairs cannot access the toilets however. There is a local restaurant a few doors down who have an accessible toilet that they are happy for our customers to use.


To access shows in the basement there is a narrow flight of 12 stairs with a handrail.


The main bar has plenty of seats and tables. Ticketed shows are seated unless otherwise stated.