Thu 15th Jun 2023

Time: 7:30pm


Deeply bizarre and vile all the time, come and get even more CRABS! A (no longer quite) brand spanking new night of experimental performance and general queer nonsense deep in the bowels of the Glory. CRABS! is BACK and this time its tender, swollen udders are full to bursting with weird milky goodness ready to spurt right into your hungry, filthy mouths.

Down a suspiciously warm glass of mommy’s milk and grab your tickets now, before your tummy starts feeling all funny… 

Join us for a sordid evening of cabaret, drag, theatre and just about anything else we can get away with. Shed your crunchy exoskeletons, polish your pincers and get ready for a night of the truly crabsurd.

Please note The Glory is a safe space for all LGBTQ+ people and allies – come as you are, and you will be celebrated. However, transphobia, homophobia, racism, misogyny or any other form of hate speech will not be tolerated under any circumstances – and we reserve the right to ask disrespectful audience members to leave without refund.