Even if you’re sipping on a diet coke doing “Dry Jan”, you still need to get out the house and live your life honey! Give yourself something to look at, save on central heating, and give your Instagram the Likes fuel it desperately desires (your ex has a gorgeous new partner but you – at least your life LOOKS INTERESTING – own it baby!)

Meet up with some pals, have a good laugh and support some of these Glory nutters…

LUNAR NEW QUEER

Saturday 25th Jan

The Glory welcomes London’s sensational queer Asian drag collective Bitten Peach are descending on The Glory with a brilliant show to celebrate YEAR OF THE RAT! The seated downstairs show is nearly sold out but then we’re going to upscale into a giant two floor party!

Starring: ShayShay, Lilly SnatchDragon, Evelyn Carnate, Bolly Illusion and The Peach Fuzz performers!

GLORY LATES: RHYS PIECES!

Saturday 18th January

Every Saturday The Glory throws a special show downstairs – with our compliments and curated by Jonny Woo – using our top whack cabaret contacts darling! On Saturday 18th it’s former LIPSYNC1000 winner RHYS’S PIECES, star of The Lipsinkers and Queefy.

On the decks we have HUNGAMA’s Ryan Lanji pumping out floor fillers till late, plus up in the pub it’s PIPPA – legendary DJ from East London’s one-time gay haunt The George & Dragon. Partying til’ late!

FREE BEFORE 10PM / £8 IF YA LATE

BOIBOX – 100th SHOW

One of London’s leading drag kings Adam All and his wife Apple Derrieres host this magical monthly drag king selection box – showing the latest in the world of male-impersonation cabaret, there are always lots of laughs, big tunes and plenty to see. This is their 100th show and so expect a victory lap line-up and a fella-good time!

Starring: Adam All, Apple Derrieres, Louis Cyfer, Romeo De La Cruz, Oedipussi, Chiyo

JULIA LOVES: CASSANDRA

Every Sunday, no matter what happens, it doesn’t matter who wins the world cup, who Trump falls out with next, what chat show Rita Ora did last, EVERY SUNDAY without fail, The Glory’s gorgeous salon “Princess Julia Loves” takes place upstairs. FREE, with drinks, musings and records from scene queen Princess Julia.

Every Sunday she welcomes a guest to the stage too … and on Sunday 19th it’s Glory favourite CASSANDRA from the Far East via Southend-on-Sea. Here she is chatting up a security guard at Glasto last year.

THE POP PANTO (PART 2)

It really doesn’t matter if you didn’t see Part 1, in fact we cannot stress that enough. Join Miss Sink The Pink star JONBENET BLONDE, plus our scene’s greatest dancer MARGO MARSHALL, and their tasty girl pal ASTTINA for this ludicrous pop “panto” rammed with 10 of Britney’s top 10 hits, among other things. Buy lots of booze from the bar and bring your own ear plugs – you’ve got this.

Starring: Jonbenet Blonde, Asttina, Margo Marshall