Thu 05th May 2022

Time: 7:30pm


We are the Harem of No One, the nastiest, wackiest, sexiest Harem of the universe, the one who got rid of our ruler and the chains that bound us. We are liberated and dedicated to perform only for the best crowd of East London and to bring out the hidden secrets of the Middle-East. This time we bring you the “Uncensored”, a cabaret show & party about eroticism, fantasies and fetishes entrenched heavily into our heritages. The erotic movie icons, fantasy clichés, queer presence, the hammam, the heat of the eastern sun and all that orientalist bullshit. The kind of thing that will get you censored, arrested or casted out in the Middle-East. Even now, we are witnessing archaic censoring methods, trying to erase queer people and women sexuality from history and the media; and forcing the rest to auto-censor themselves to comfort the regressive minds. This event is Harem of No One’s statement against that culture of oppression and heteronormative toxicity. We don’t know what will happen that night, but we will be responsible of your pleasure. Get ready to be shocked as this will be a Harem of No One night like no other.

Your host of the night will be Cazeleon, the cabaret chameleon, joined by Darlink Dick, Queen Döner, Shekerpâré and Tahini Molasses to bring out their inner devils. Toby Kind will be behind the decks as usual, playing only the sexiest, the naughiest and most liberating songs.

“Harem of No One is a queer collective of performers of Turkish, Kurdish, Cypriot and Middle-Eastern heritages but absolutely anyone is welcome and encouraged to join our events and have fun with us.”

There will be a limited number of tables and table tickets will have priority over the general admission tickets for those.
In case of extra spaces, there will be tickets at the door sold for £15

Show 7:30pm


The Glory is a queer venue run by queer people, for queer people and their allies. We operate a zero-tolerance policy towards homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny and discrimination of any kind. Be respectful or you will be asked to leave. Strictly no office, hen or stag parties allowed.